I left it late and missed the opportunity to buy tickets for Only Fools and Horses in The Grand Opera House. I hesitated because I’m not convinced I want to see a host of other, no doubt fabulously talented actors playing the parts of these characters I’ve invested so much time in through the years. It’s no exaggeration to say I’ve watched some of the episodes at least 30 times. I genuinely know the dialogue and pride myself as a point scorer in an Only Fools quiz.