There’s less than a week to go, and how do you feel? Tense, nervous headache? A sense of increasing doom and desperation at the prospect of the Very Bad Orange Man returning to 1500 Pennsylvania Avenue? Perhaps you’re looking forward to next week’s US presidential election with an almost vindictive sense of gleeful schadenfreude as the cultural elites and the right-on brigade quiver with fear at the prospect of a second term for Teflon Don.